We'll walk the streets
Until We find the man
Dressed in a disguise
Discarded at the scene
She'll walk the street
But doesn't find her man
Because they locked him up
And threw away the key

Covered in foil
Shining bright
He stuck out like a saw thumb
And got into a fight

WHITE VANS NOW ALL LOOK THE SAME
HAS THIS WHITE VAN COME TO TAKE ME AWAY
SIT BACK IN THE CELL ON YOUR JAYS
SIT BACK WATCH THE WALL AND RIDE THE WAVE

I got picked on by
5 hooded guys
With nothing better to do
Then provoke a reaction
They got what they wanted
Real horror show
I levelled this top heavy fraction
Sad I'd let myself go

Covered in foil
Shining bright
He stuck out like a saw thumb
And got into a fight

WHITE VANS NOW ALL LOOK THE SAME
HAS THIS WHITE VAN COME TO TAKE ME AWAY
SIT BACK IN THE CELL ON YOUR JAYS
SIT BACK WATCH THE WALL AND RIDE THE WAVE

4 Stitches induced
Only to get 11 back in return
Don't court with karma
Or you'll watch your good things burn
Did I ride over 3 drains
I could have sworn they were dodged
Did I ride over 3 drains
I could have sworn they were dodged

I'm covered in foil
I'm shining bright
I stuck out like a saw thumb
And I won the fight